1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:03,520 [seagulls cawing] 2 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:08,990 Fay, I have to admit, 3 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:11,290 I'm a little nervous about Having my fortune read. 4 00:01:11,550 --> 00:01:14,060 Oh, lowell, relax. It's just good-natured fun. 5 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:16,560 There's nothing To worry about. 6 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:20,560 Oh, tortured souls Of eternal darkness, 7 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,070 Open my eyes That I might see. 8 00:01:23,070 --> 00:01:24,570 [plane engine roaring] 9 00:01:24,570 --> 00:01:26,200 [exclaiming] What? 10 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:28,410 It's the card Of good fortune. 11 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,910 Oh, god, I knew it. 12 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:33,340 What does it mean? 13 00:01:33,340 --> 00:01:37,950 It means that a stranger Is going to bring you Unexpected good fortune. 14 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:40,180 What is this, A meeting of the mindless? 15 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,850 What's goin' on here? 16 00:01:41,850 --> 00:01:44,350 I'm rehearsing For the v.F.W. Carnival. 17 00:01:44,350 --> 00:01:48,230 I, madame zorco, am working The fortunetelling booth. 18 00:01:48,220 --> 00:01:49,730 I hold the key To the future. 19 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:52,730 What question do you Seek the answer to? 20 00:01:52,730 --> 00:01:54,730 Do I look Like an idiot? 21 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,630 Well, madame zorco, Shall we see? 22 00:01:59,140 --> 00:02:01,140 [plane engine roaring] 23 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:02,140 [gasping] 24 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:03,610 Oh, my god! 25 00:02:03,610 --> 00:02:05,040 I don't believe it. What? What? 26 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:06,540 Look, that man Over there. 27 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:07,540 That's Edward tinsdale. 28 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,050 He's the conductor Of the minneapolis Philharmonic. 29 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:11,050 He is a genius. 30 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:13,020 I can't let him See me like this. 31 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:15,220 I look like A waitress. 32 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:16,220 (helen) Here he comes. 33 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:21,930 Nicely done. 34 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,930 Hey, guys, Guess who was On my flight. 35 00:02:24,930 --> 00:02:26,930 Yeah, yeah, yeah, We know. Edward tinsdale, 36 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:28,800 The conductor Of the minneapolis Philharmonic. 37 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,800 No, poppo, the clown. 38 00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:32,270 Poppo! 39 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:33,770 Big show on channel 8. Remember, brian? 40 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:35,340 We used to watch it All the time. 41 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:37,340 Where is he? Are his pants lit up? 42 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:39,340 God, what I wouldn't do 43 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,340 To play in An orchestra like his. 44 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:43,750 Poppo's ragtime band? 45 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,750 No, the minneapolis Philharmonic. 46 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:47,920 Well, maybe he needs A cellist. 47 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:51,420 No, he mostly uses Cowbells and kazoos. 48 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:53,620 Well, why don't you go And introduce yourself To the guy? 49 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:56,330 No, I can't Meet him like this. I smell like egg salad. 50 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:58,430 This is your chance. Seize the moment. 51 00:02:58,430 --> 00:03:00,260 Huh! How do I talk To a legend? 52 00:03:00,260 --> 00:03:01,770 I mean, what do I say? 53 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,870 Well, I don't know. How about, uh, who's your Favorite composer? 54 00:03:03,870 --> 00:03:05,230 Oh, right, joe. 55 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:08,740 Uh, excuse me, mr. Einstein, What's your favorite number? 56 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:11,870 I can't ask him Something that simplistic. 57 00:03:11,870 --> 00:03:15,380 I know, I'll ask him If he thinks schoenberg's Dodecaphonic scale 58 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,380 Is the musical fraud Of the 20th century 59 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:20,880 Or just a viable expression Of non-cadential polytonality. 60 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,320 That shouldn't be too hard to Work into the conversation. 61 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:26,420 Wish me luck. 62 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:27,420 Good luck. Go get him. 63 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,860 [people chattering] 64 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:32,360 Excuse me, uh, Mr. Tinsdale? 65 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,260 Yes? 66 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,100 Who's your Favorite composer? 67 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,540 [laughing] I am. 68 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,440 That's--that's A good one. 69 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,210 I wasn't joking. No, you... Of course you weren't. 70 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:49,610 Why don't I just Go away now? 71 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:51,980 Fine. 72 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:54,980 I blew it, I blew it, I blew it. Thanks, joe. 73 00:03:54,980 --> 00:03:56,990 Poor helen. Who knows when she'll get 74 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:58,350 Another opportunity Like that. 75 00:03:58,350 --> 00:04:00,960 Hey, hey, hey, hey. It might be sooner Than you think. 76 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:06,800 (brian) Ah! 77 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,830 Lowell, 78 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:11,270 I want you to Lose this. 79 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:13,140 What? W-what, brian, What are you doing? 80 00:04:13,570 --> 00:04:15,540 This is tinsdale's bag. I want lowell to lose it. 81 00:04:15,970 --> 00:04:17,840 Did I miss Some kind of policy memo? 82 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,680 Shh, joe. Joe, joe. 83 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,680 We're not actually Gonna lose the bag. 84 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:22,710 In an hour, 85 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:24,110 Helen will bring Tinsdale his bag, 86 00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:25,620 He'll be so overjoyed To get it, 87 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:27,680 He'll have to Give her an audition. 88 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:29,690 Joe, you're the boss. What do you say? 89 00:04:31,190 --> 00:04:32,420 Lose it. 90 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:33,920 All right, I'll lose it. 91 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,430 But it goes against Every fiber of my being. 92 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:38,860 I just might Have to hug you. Don't. 93 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,360 I just might have To hug you. No, no, brian, 94 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:41,660 I mean it. Shh, here he comes. 95 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,170 Uh, excuse me, One of you. 96 00:04:43,170 --> 00:04:46,900 I have, uh, 2 bags. There's one here, One's missing. 97 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,370 Is there More luggage outside? 98 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,310 No. 99 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:52,310 I'm afraid Your bag is lost. 100 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:57,850 The string parts With all the bowings 101 00:04:58,350 --> 00:05:00,220 For next week's concert Are in that bag. 102 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:01,720 I can't possibly Duplicate them. 103 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,050 E-excuse me, Mr. Tinsdale. 104 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:05,350 My name is joe hackett. I run sandpiper air. 105 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:07,720 I just got off The phone with logan. They found your bag. 106 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,930 It'll be here in an hour. I'll have it delivered to you As soon as it arrives. 107 00:05:10,930 --> 00:05:12,430 You have no idea How important-- 108 00:05:12,430 --> 00:05:14,430 Relax, edward, It's our honeymoon. 109 00:05:14,430 --> 00:05:16,930 I'm sure we can find Something to do To pass the time. 110 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:19,440 Yes, I--I suppose You're right. 111 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,780 An hour? You have my word. 112 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:27,780 We're staying At 480 madaket road. 113 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:29,510 (joe) It'll be there. Don't hurry. 114 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,020 (helen) What was that All about? 115 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:37,020 You, you. You're gonna Bring tinsdale his bag, 116 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:38,520 And when you ask For an audition, 117 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,660 Don't take no For an answer. 118 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:41,660 No, brian, I can't do that. Helen, helen, 119 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:42,990 Do you know what they say About the squeaky wheel? 120 00:05:42,990 --> 00:05:46,000 If you don't watch yourself, This egg salad is Gonna be your future. 121 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,500 Has this been Sitting out? 122 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:51,740 All right, I'll do it. 123 00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:53,240 If for nothing else, To apologize, 124 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:55,610 And to show him That the people On this island 125 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:58,110 Aren't just a bunch Of unsophisticated, Simple-minded boobs. 126 00:05:58,110 --> 00:06:02,140 Hey, some guy's In the parking lot Juggling clam shells. 127 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:04,150 Were his pants lit up? Yeah, I think they were. 128 00:06:04,150 --> 00:06:05,450 (all) Poppo! 129 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:14,660 Excuse me, sir. You dropped this wallet Out on the tarmac. 130 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:18,460 Oh. Oh, thank you. Oh, uh, just a moment. 131 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,660 Here you go. 132 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:23,670 Wow, $20. Thanks. 133 00:06:25,670 --> 00:06:27,840 Hey, fay, Did you see that? 134 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,340 Your prediction Came true. 135 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:33,240 You said a stranger Was gonna bring lowell Good fortune. 136 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,240 I did? Yeah. 137 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,750 Hey, I am good. 138 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,250 [laughing] 139 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:40,250 Hey, uh, fay. 140 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:42,320 How'd you like to Try reading my fortune? 141 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,820 If you'd like. 142 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:46,790 Oh, tortured souls-- 143 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:49,690 Just cut to the chase, Madam wacko. 144 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,930 [exclaiming] What? What? 145 00:06:54,930 --> 00:06:56,200 Oh, no, no. W-what was that? What was that? 146 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,200 Nothing. A mistake. I forgot to shuffle. Hmm. 147 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:04,570 [exclaiming] What? What? What? What? 148 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:06,080 Roy, I'm not Feeling very well. 149 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,410 Why don't we Do this tomorrow? 150 00:07:07,410 --> 00:07:09,110 You saw something, fay. Now, what was it? No. 151 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:12,480 No, no, no, nothing. Absolutely nothing. It wasn't the death card... 152 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,980 [gasping] It was, too. No. 153 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:15,490 It was the death card. No, no. 154 00:07:15,890 --> 00:07:18,220 No, it was the, Um, uh, cheese card. 155 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,590 The cheese card? 156 00:07:22,590 --> 00:07:25,090 The cheese card. It means, um, 157 00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:28,100 It means you're going to buy More airplanes and become 158 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:29,930 An even bigger cheese Around here. 159 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:33,740 Fay, I--I don't like This supernatural stuff. 160 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:35,970 Are you, uh, You telling me the truth? 161 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:39,310 Of course, I am. You have nothing To worry about. 162 00:07:39,310 --> 00:07:40,680 [slaps counter] Good. Good. 163 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:43,480 Oh, fay, you still need A ride home from work? 164 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:44,480 No. Uh... 165 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,480 [laughing] 166 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:47,980 [stammering] I feel like walking. 167 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:50,990 You're gonna walk 6 miles in heels? 168 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:53,820 You know what they say, "No pain, no gain." 169 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:58,830 So, helen, about ready For your adventure? 170 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:00,430 As ready As I'll ever be. 171 00:08:00,430 --> 00:08:02,430 Uh, hey, lowell, Where's tinsdale's bag? 172 00:08:02,430 --> 00:08:05,940 I don't know How to tell you guys this, But the bag's gone. 173 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:07,940 It's really lost. 174 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,410 What? Are you kidding? 175 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:11,910 Yes, I am! 176 00:08:12,910 --> 00:08:15,910 Uh, luggage humor. You gotta love it. 177 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:19,550 Lowell, this isn't The right bag. 178 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:21,720 It isn't? Uh-oh. 179 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,220 Got you again! 180 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:26,120 Oh, I'm 2 for 2. 181 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,290 Gosh. 182 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:31,760 Here goes nothin'. Good luck. 183 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:32,760 Bye, helen. 184 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,270 Wait a minute. 185 00:08:35,770 --> 00:08:38,470 Where's my cello? It was sitting here Just a second ago. 186 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:41,200 Ta-da! 187 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,240 Oh, somebody stop me. I'm a pistol today. 188 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,550 [knocking on door] 189 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,180 (mrs. Tinsdale) Hurry back, honey. 190 00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:57,190 Oh, I will, sweetheart. 191 00:08:57,690 --> 00:08:59,190 Yes? 192 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:01,660 It's helen chapel From the airport. I have your suitcase. 193 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:04,560 Ah, thank you. 194 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:07,260 You probably noticed That I have a cello with me. 195 00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:10,600 Is that what that is? 196 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,940 Young lady, I'm on my honeymoon. 197 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:14,740 Don't tell me you're here To audition for me. 198 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,240 Oh, please, mr. Tinsdale, I've studied this instrument 199 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,740 Since it was Taller than I was. 200 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:20,740 It is my dream to play In an orchestra like yours. 201 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:21,740 It's all I've ever cared about. 202 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:23,750 I know this is An incredible imposition, 203 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,980 But if you don't mind, I--I have to find out If I'm good enough. 204 00:09:25,980 --> 00:09:27,650 Let's just assume That you are. 205 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,350 Oh, no, please, please. I have to play for you. 206 00:09:30,350 --> 00:09:33,260 You're not going to leave Until I listen to you, Are you? 207 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:35,260 I can live 8 days Without water. 208 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:38,630 Come in. Play. 209 00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:40,130 Thank you. 210 00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:43,000 Thank you very much. Hmm. 211 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Don't... 212 00:09:50,770 --> 00:09:52,580 Oh, sorry. 213 00:09:52,580 --> 00:09:53,580 No problem. 214 00:10:14,060 --> 00:10:15,570 Whenever you're ready. 215 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:18,530 That was it. 216 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,040 Ah, ah, ah. 217 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:21,540 [clears throat] 218 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:24,040 Frankly, Miss, uh, chapel? 219 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,310 Mmm-hmm. 220 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:26,810 Your technique is poor. 221 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:29,710 Your playing lacks passion. 222 00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:33,780 But your understanding Of the music Is utterly superficial. 223 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:36,890 I don't think you're ever Gonna play in an orchestra Of any consequence. 224 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:39,890 My advice to you Would be to Abandon the cello. 225 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:40,890 Get on with your life. 226 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,390 (mrs. Tinsdale) Honey, I'm waiting. 227 00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:44,430 And I will Get on with mine. 228 00:10:44,430 --> 00:10:47,930 But I've practiced For over 20 years. I mean, this is my dream. 229 00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:49,430 If I'm not a cellist, I'm... 230 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:52,100 I'm a waitress. 231 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:55,100 Then be the best darn Waitress you can be. 232 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:07,920 Maybe you just Caught him at a bad time. 233 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:09,420 I'll say. 234 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:13,060 The man was On his honeymoon. What was I thinking? 235 00:11:13,060 --> 00:11:15,820 There's really nothing I could have done To have pleased him. 236 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:17,190 You could have Joined them. 237 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:23,470 It was the most humiliating Experience of my life. 238 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:25,470 I'll never forget The look on his face. 239 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:28,040 It was a combination Of pity and loathing. 240 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,540 Poathing. 241 00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:31,670 I've seen That look before. 242 00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:32,680 There it is. 243 00:11:35,410 --> 00:11:36,910 H-helen. 244 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:39,420 Leave me alone, joe. I'm gonna go eat Some cookie dough. 245 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,280 Burns me up. 246 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,790 Where does that jerk Conductor get off 247 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,290 Smashing someone's hopes? 248 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,790 Uh, well, I don't know, joey. 249 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,320 I mean, haven't you ever Wondered about helen? 250 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,330 If she's really that good, 251 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:51,490 What is she still Doin' here, huh? 252 00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:52,730 How can you say that? 253 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:54,600 Well, I'm just trying To be realistic is all. 254 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:57,300 Y-you're the one who was Talkin' about the squeaky Wheel gettin' the grease. 255 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,800 And apparently A squeaky wheel is 256 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,140 Exactly what She sounds like. 257 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,640 You're as bad As tinsdale. 258 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,110 Oh, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey! 259 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,040 Now, I like helen As much as you do, 260 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,580 But sometimes in life You gotta know When to cut your losses. 261 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:10,350 Oh, and you know when? 262 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:11,750 I'm here, aren't I? 263 00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:16,450 I feel so bad For helen. 264 00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:18,450 It's a sad thing When a dream dies. 265 00:12:18,950 --> 00:12:21,960 Without a dream, Life is an empty, Endless slog 266 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,960 Through a wasteland Of pain and despair. 267 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,960 And then you find out Poppo doesn't really make 268 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,470 That funny noise When you sock him In the stomach. 269 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:35,100 Ah, have you ever Had a dream, lowell? 270 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,140 Yes. What was it? 271 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,640 This is it. 272 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,280 No, I meant... 273 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,180 [sighs] 274 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,220 And a wonderful dream it is. 275 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:52,220 Oh, roy, thank god You're here. I'm so happy to see you. 276 00:12:52,220 --> 00:12:53,790 Why? No reason. 277 00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:56,190 Fay, fay. 278 00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:59,230 Oh, hey, lowell. Uh, how's--how's poppo? 279 00:12:59,230 --> 00:13:01,730 Well, the doctor gave him A sedative, 280 00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,200 But I think He'll be ok. 281 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,540 Stuffed the pill up his nose And made it come out his ear. 282 00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:12,580 Uh, helen, listen, 283 00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:15,080 I was, uh, thinking About what happened With tinsdale. 284 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,010 Now, do you remember That old expression About falling off a horse? 285 00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:20,850 What do you do? You shoot the miserable beast Through the eyes. 286 00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:23,120 No, you get right back on. 287 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,720 Now, I--I think you should Go back out there And play for him again. 288 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,160 What, are you out of Your freakin' mind? 289 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,330 There's no way I'm going Through that agony again. 290 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:32,830 Well, that doesn't Sound like you. 291 00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,830 The helen chapel I know Is not a quitter. 292 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:38,000 The helen chapel I know Can take it on the chin And still come back. 293 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,440 The helen chapel I know Does not take no For an answer. 294 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,310 Great. Send her. 295 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,210 [knocking on door] 296 00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:51,110 [panting] 297 00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:53,120 (mrs. Tinsdale) Hurry back, honey. 298 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,620 Give it a rest, Will you? 299 00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:59,190 Yes? 300 00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:01,220 Hello. I don't know If you remember me, but-- 301 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,460 I got the bag. Thank you. 302 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:03,960 Wait, wait, wait. 303 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,460 This isn't about the bag. 304 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:07,660 I've got something I wanna say to you. 305 00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:09,400 I don't care Who you are. 306 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,400 It doesn't give you the right To smash someone's hopes. 307 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,900 When they lay it All out there For you to judge, 308 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,770 The least you can do Is be kind. 309 00:14:15,770 --> 00:14:18,770 This would be About the girl With the cello? 310 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,280 (mrs. Tinsdale) Honey, I'm waiting. 311 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,280 Look, I know This is a bad time. 312 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,780 No, it's perfect. Come in. 313 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,690 I, uh, I was being kind. 314 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:33,290 I told her the truth. 315 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,790 The momentary sting Is easier to bear 316 00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:38,630 Than wasting your life Chasing a dream That can never be. 317 00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:41,130 Who are you To tell her She's no good? 318 00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:46,140 Selecting musicians is A large part of what I do. 319 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:50,140 I've auditioned, gee, Thousands over the years. 320 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:54,080 I've played the piano Since I was 5, 321 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,080 The violin since I was 7. 322 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,580 After graduating From juilliard 323 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,080 I was picked by george szell Out of 1000 candidates 324 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:04,090 To assist him At the cleveland orchestra. 325 00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:05,090 Since then, I have conducted 326 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:07,090 The amsterdam Konzertgebouw, 327 00:15:07,090 --> 00:15:09,590 The london philharmonic, The national symphony Orchestra. 328 00:15:09,590 --> 00:15:12,790 In 1985, I conducted The berlin philharmonic 329 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,800 And a series of recordings Of the complete symphonies Of shostakovich, 330 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,800 For which I have received Numerous awards. 331 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,300 I hold honorary Doctor of music degrees 332 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,810 From harvard, cambridge, The sorbonne. 333 00:15:23,810 --> 00:15:26,310 I sit on the board of The national endowment For the arts. 334 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:28,310 And just last month, The italian academy 335 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,310 Awarded me The silver baton. 336 00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,120 But not the gold. 337 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,920 There is no gold. 338 00:15:41,990 --> 00:15:42,990 So? 339 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:46,260 Touche. 340 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,770 Look, I may not be An expert on music, 341 00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:52,940 But--but I know a thing Or two about flying. 342 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:55,470 Let me tell you a story. 343 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:58,980 Years ago, There was a guy who dreamed About becoming a pilot. 344 00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:02,310 On his first lesson, His instructor told him He didn't have what it took. 345 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:06,280 But he didn't quit, Because flying was his dream. 346 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:10,290 And not only did that man Eventually get to fly, 347 00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:13,790 But he became The first american in space. 348 00:16:13,790 --> 00:16:18,090 And that man was john glenn. 349 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,560 You mean wally schirra. 350 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,100 I'm pretty sure It was john glenn. 351 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,440 John glenn was First man in orbit. 352 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,280 Wally schirra was First man in space. No, wait. 353 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,280 The order was dog, Monkey, glenn. Dog, monkey, schirra. 354 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:37,050 Dog, monkey, glenn. Dog, monkey, schirra. 355 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:39,550 (mrs. Tinsdale) It was alan shepard! 356 00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,050 Right. Thank you, dear. That's right. Yeah. 357 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:42,550 Thank you. 358 00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:44,550 [mumbling] 359 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:48,020 So, uh, anyway, All I'm sayin' is, 360 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:50,530 Please, don't ruin My friend's life. 361 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:53,330 She was probably Just nervous. Give her another chance. 362 00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:56,330 Well, perhaps I was a little hasty The other evening. 363 00:16:56,330 --> 00:17:00,670 You tell your friend That I'd be happy to listen To her play again sometime. 364 00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:02,170 Really? Yeah, really. 365 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:03,170 [whistles] 366 00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:04,170 Brian, bring her in. 367 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,640 We could even do it now, If you'd like. 368 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,850 I apologize for this, Mr. Tinsdale. 369 00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:12,850 They made me do it. I don't question Your judgment. 370 00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:15,550 If anyone would know, It's you. I'm so sorry. 371 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:16,550 Miss, chapel. Yes? 372 00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:19,390 It's entirely possible That I owe you the apology. 373 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:20,320 (brian) Whoa! 374 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,230 Oh, hey, uh, you must be Mrs. Tinsdale, huh? 375 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:26,230 Bravo, maestro. 376 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,300 Won't you play For me again, please? 377 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:33,800 Really? Yes. 378 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,800 Uh, are you sure? Because I think 379 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,810 I could play much better Than I did yesterday. 380 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:40,180 I was very flustered, yes. Well, I wasn't very flustered, But I was pretty flustered. 381 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,610 That's why I think I'm sure... 382 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:43,610 Well, I'm really sure That I think I can play much better 383 00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:45,350 Because I'm not as flus-- 384 00:17:45,350 --> 00:17:47,350 (mrs. Tinsdale) Play the damn thing! Why don't I do that? 385 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,760 And then she finished playing. And he just stared at her. 386 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,260 Kind of like the way You stare at a bug 387 00:17:57,260 --> 00:18:00,760 After it's splattered On your windshield. 388 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,770 And then he told her She played better The first time. 389 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,270 Poor helen. 390 00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:06,270 I'm worried About her. 391 00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:08,170 She must be Totally devastated. 392 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,140 Good morning. Isn't it a beautiful day? 393 00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:13,140 God, it kills me To see her like this. 394 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,810 Helen, are you ok? Oh, I'm wonderful. 395 00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,810 You're not bothered By what happened? 396 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:20,320 Yes, I was. 397 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,320 As a matter of fact, I cried myself To sleep last night. 398 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,820 But then When I woke up This morning, 399 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,160 I did what I've done Every day for the past 20 years of my life. 400 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:29,560 I dragged myself Out of bed to practice. 401 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,560 But after last night, I realized there was No reason to. 402 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,060 So I watched The sunrise, 403 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:37,170 I went on a walk, And then I took A hot bubble bath, 404 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:40,170 And I still had time To read the newspaper Over breakfast. 405 00:18:40,170 --> 00:18:41,240 I figured it out. 406 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:45,740 Practicing 2 hours a day, I have put over 10,000 hours 407 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,240 Of my life Into that cello. 408 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,780 Do you realize How many hours that is? 409 00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:54,280 Unless this is A trick question, I'd say 10,000. 410 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:06,630 So now, I don't have to waste Any more time practicing, 411 00:19:06,630 --> 00:19:08,630 Hoping, wondering If I'm good enough. 412 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:11,230 I'm not, and I know it. 413 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:12,940 You really are ok With this. 414 00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:14,440 I've made my peace. 415 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,940 And now, If you'll excuse me, 416 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:17,440 I'm gonna go make Some egg salad. 417 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,940 Some damn good egg salad. 418 00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:21,940 Oh, and if anybody wants this, 419 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:23,950 It'll be out By the trash pile. 420 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,890 [plane engine roaring] 421 00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:35,620 Roy, you look terrible. 422 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:38,630 It's all your fault, fay. I haven't slept. 423 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:41,930 I haven't eaten. You got me spooked, Gypsy woman. 424 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,500 You gotta tell me What's gonna happen to me. 425 00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:48,140 Are you sure You can you handle it? 426 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:49,140 I have to know. 427 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:56,950 Oh, there it is again! The queen of hearts! The death card! 428 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,950 I--I knew it. I... 429 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,450 Wait a minute. 430 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:05,820 The queen of hearts Is not the death card, fay. 431 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:08,290 The ace of spades Is the death card. 432 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:09,690 Even I know that. 433 00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,560 Are you sure? Yeah. 434 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:14,930 I'll be darned. 435 00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:15,930 [sighing] 436 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,970 Here's the man That set me free. I'm gonna go thank him. 437 00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:26,480 [clears throat] Excuse me, mr. Tinsdale. 438 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,480 There's something That I need to tell you. 439 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,480 Actually, miss chapel, Upon reflection, 440 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,480 There's something I would like to say to you. 441 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,480 Well, I just-- I may have left you The other evening 442 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,990 With the impression That your musical ability Is nonexistent. 443 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:39,920 That is not Quite true. 444 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,760 I believe that you possess A glimmer of talent. 445 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,260 A glimmer? Yes. 446 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:48,760 The tiniest of glimmers, But it is there. 447 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,270 No, you cannot Be saying this, 448 00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:51,700 Because, see, I just Got my life back-- 449 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,100 Of course, it means that You're gonna have to practice 450 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,100 4, maybe 5 hours A day religiously. 451 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,540 But I believe That there's a chance That over the next few years-- 452 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,810 No, you told me I stink. Oh, but you don't. 453 00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:02,780 Oh, yes, I do, Completely and totally. 454 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:04,680 [exclaiming] 455 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,980 You said no Self-respecting orchestra Would have me. 456 00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:07,320 I exaggerated. I apologize. 457 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,580 No, you can't Be saying this. 458 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:10,820 You said that I didn't have a chance. But--but you do. 459 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,720 Well, take it back! Take it back! 460 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,720 You take that back! Miss chapel, please! 461 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,230 You will not leave This island alive 462 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:17,230 Until you take that back! 463 00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:19,230 Helen, get a hold Of yourself. Come back here! 464 00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:20,730 You can't Give me hope! 465 00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:22,600 What kind of monster Are you? 466 00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:24,770 (joe) Calm down. 467 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,040 He said I had a chance. Joe, you heard him, Didn't you? 468 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,470 He didn't mean it. He didn't mean it. 469 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,980 Well, helen, if it makes You feel any better, 470 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:38,480 I've always doubted Your talent and I still do. 471 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,150 I'm just trying To comfort her. 472 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:44,550 You gonna be All right? 473 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:46,560 What am I gonna do? 474 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,060 I'm cursed with A glimmer of talent. 475 00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:52,530 I'm gonna be chained To that instrument For the rest of my life. 476 00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:55,730 Goodbye, Walks on the beach. 477 00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:57,300 Goodbye, fingernails. 478 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:58,800 [sighs] 479 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:00,300 Goodbye, life. 480 00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:04,310 Think she's gonna Be all right? 481 00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:06,810 She'll be fine. 482 00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:09,080 I don't know. I've never seen her Like this before. 483 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,880 You don't think she's gonna Do anything desperate, do you? 484 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,880 [helen playing cello] 485 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,890 I'm afraid so.